The Mage: Book Three Of The Venator Series – Chapter One

Malcolm Woods was not used to working cases out in the field these days. He was a couple of birthdays past his sixtieth, and he knew very well that he was better suited to providing and modifying equipment for Venatores closer to their prime than he was. The problem, in this case, was that there was simply no one else available to take it on.

The life of a Venator had never been one that favored longevity, but the past year had been brutal even by typical standards. So much so, that Malcolm had begun to wonder if the current generation had simply been under-trained by his own due to a lack of Venatores living long enough to effectively prepare replacements.

If Malcolm was ill-suited for fighting monsters, then his partner on this case was essentially little more than bait on a stick.

Twenty years ago, Lawrence Kalvert was a wunderkind who cracked the best way to falsify records and supply Venatores with a nearly unlimited inventory of phony credit cards and identification credentials. While Malcolm had been out on the hunt for half his life, Lawrence had never personally encountered a supernatural entity in all of his forty-seven years.

Lawrence could barely fire a gun, and his blade skills were even worse. In some ways, Malcolm felt that he’d have been better off on this mission alone. But he understood the problematic mathematics of his current limitations: Slowed reflexes plus arthritic joints equaled a lousy combination for survival.

“This is nuts,” Lawrence exclaimed, as they loaded up on weapons from the trunk of the car. “Until tonight, the most dangerous thing I’ve done is hacking into bank systems. Now I’m out here in the freezing fricking cold looking to hack away at some monster that we don’t even have a clue about the nature of.”

“You and I may be a has-been and a never-was, but we’re all these folks have got,” Malcolm replied as he pulled on his wool cap and brushed some snowflakes out of his salt and pepper goatee (which was mostly salt these days).

“Listen, I know what the job description is,” Lawrence said as he pulled on his gloves, pushed his glasses back up the narrow bridge of his nose, loaded up his shotgun and slammed the trunk. “But no one’s gotten hurt here. So maybe this can wait until someone better suited becomes available.”

“We can’t just wait for bodies to start dropping,” answered Malcolm, as he placed a crucifix and a small copy of The Rites of Exorcism into the pockets of his wool coat. “And besides, from what it sounds like, this is about the safest case you’ll ever go on.”

Safe is a relative term in this life,” Lawrence stated, as he pulled on his own heavy knit cap.

“You’ll get no argument from me about that,” Malcolm agreed, as he started trudging through the snow toward the barn.

“How safe can it really be when we don’t even know what we’re hunting?” asked Lawrence, as he stumbled along in the footprints that his partner left behind him.

“The folks who live here reported strange lights and banging noises from the barn, which suggests a poltergeist,” Malcolm started. “Mrs. Hardeston also said that she saw her deceased husband wandering through the woods over there,” he pointed to the forested area two hundred yards from the barn.

“Which suggests zombies, I get it,” Lawrence jumped in. “But what about the scratching from under the floorboards at the house? And don’t tell me that’s the zombie, because Gene Hardeston was buried at the cemetery five miles west of here. No way he burrowed his way from there to here like Bugs Bunny heading toward Albuquerque.”

“The scratching could still just be the poltergeist. So could the presumed zombie for that matter. Spirits sometimes take the form of what’s weighing heavily on a witness’s mind.” Malcolm swung open the barn door to the moldy smell of damp hay that had been sitting out for too long. “And Bugs Bunny was never heading to Albuquerque, he just also took a wrong turn there on the way to…somewhere else.”

Some moonlight permeated from between the boards of the barn, but not nearly enough to get a read on the space. Malcolm and Lawrence took out their flashlights, and made a sweep. The bales of hay were mostly stacked on the second level, while the thresher – along with other machines and tools – was on the ground floor.

Confident that they were alone in the barn, Malcolm knelt on the ground and laid out a large red candle surrounded by a number of smaller white candles. He lit each candle in turn, and took his small book out of his pocket.

“Where the hell was Bugs Bunny heading to anyway?” Lawrence asked, needing to vent his shaking nerves through chit-chat.

“Damned if I know,” Malcolm replied, and began reading aloud from his book, “Restless spirits. We of the living world command you to reveal yourselves in the name of God.”

As he read on, the candles began to flicker.

“In the name of God, we command thee!”

When his voice grew louder, the walls began to rattle. Lightly at first, but soon more violently, filling the air with dust and debris.

Lawrence had loaded his shotgun with rock salt shells to deflect any attacks from a manifested spirit. He walked in circles around Malcolm and the ring of burning candles searching for a target.

“Sounds like someone’s awake,” Lawrence muttered to himself through chattering teeth.

“In the name of God, we command thee to reveal thyself!” Malcolm ordered.

Loose particles of the hay now rained down on the pair of Venatores, but there was no sign of the haunting spirit.

“Reveal…” Malcolm yelled, but stopped when he heard a loud moan come from behind him.

He turned and saw the undead corpse of Gene Hardeston snarling as he entered the barn flanked by four others. They were all dressed in dirt-caked formal wear, and appeared to be in advanced states of decay, with deteriorating flesh on their faces and milky white eyes.

Lawrence panicked and fired a rock-salt round at Hardeston’s face. It did not pop the skull as it would have with typical rounds, but blasted off the loose flesh around his right eye and cheek. The right eye itself burst and began leaking thick fluid. The zombie faltered slightly but, setting his now skull-faced gaze on the Venatores, regained his footing as he continued toward them.

“None of them are freshly turned,” Malcolm stated, as he rose and snapped his custom-made, pearl handled hatchet loose from his belt. “They’re already falling apart. Should be easy ones.”

Malcolm had to get close to use his hatchet, close enough to see the bottomless hunger in Hardeston’s dead-but-seeing left eye. A single swing of the weapon took off a sizable piece of the creature’s skull and brain, causing it to fall limply to the ground.

The other four converged on Malcolm, clawing and growling at him. The seasoned Venator kicked another zombie in the knee, causing its rotted leg to snap in-half. Once it was on the ground, one good stomp was enough to splatter its brains across the dirt floor of the barn.

In his rush to help, Lawrence laid his shotgun on the ground, drew out his pistol and fired at the ghouls.

The first bullet missed wide, ironically hitting the broad side of the barn, and the second was fired when he was a mere two feet away from Malcolm.

The re-animated corpse who took the bullet to the temple hit the ground, but Malcolm grasped at his left ear, which was ringing from the gunshot.

“Shit, I’m sorry man!” Lawrence shouted.

“Don’t apologize,” Malcolm shouted as he chopped a decaying hand off at the wrist that grabbed at his shirt. “Just get that last one.”

“But there’s two…” Lawrence began, just as Malcolm slammed his hatchet into the top of the now one-handed zombie.

“Right,” Lawrence said, and fired another round point blank into the temple of the last of the undead.

Lawrence holstered his weapon, and went to check on his partner. “Are you alright?”

“Ringing will stop in a couple hours,” Malcolm looked at the palm that was pressed against his ear with relief as he saw no blood, and knew that he hadn’t ruptured his eardrum.

“Guess it was zombies after all,” Lawrence remarked.

“Zombies don’t make walls rattle,” Malcolm replied, just in time for a pitchfork to fly across the barn and pierce through the back of his thigh.

Malcolm dropped to the floor with a cry of pain.

“Shit!” Lawrence shouted. He spotted his shotgun halfway across the barn.

He ran for it, but a rubber mallet came spinning through the air and hammered him between the shoulder blades. He rolled forward as he hit the cold, hard ground.  Seeing that the shotgun was within reach, he started crawling toward it when he heard the thresher turn on.

The vehicle with the spinning blades pulled away from the wall, and headed directly toward Malcolm. He yanked the pitchfork out of his leg, but couldn’t hear the thresher through the ringing in his head. When he saw Lawrence gesturing wildly toward the area behind him, Malcolm rolled onto his back and saw that the death machine was nearly upon him.

He pulled his legs away just in time to avoid having them sliced off at the ankles. In the same movement, he pulled a pistol loose from the back of his belt and fired several rounds into the engine of the thresher, stopping it dead with a plume of smoke that rose from it like a departing soul.

Relieved, Lawrence made another lunge toward his shotgun, but found himself hovering off the ground. The shotgun was inches from his fingertips, but soon those inches were filled with black smoke that took on the appearance of a demonic visage with burning red eyes and a vicious smile.

“No!” Lawrence screamed, as the black smoke wrapped around his body and twisted him like a man ringing out a wet towel.

As the wraith snapped the remnants of Lawrence’s spinal column with a horrific spiral motion, Malcolm got back to his feet, made a dive under the smoky entity, and got hold of the shotgun. He fired two rounds of rock-salt into the black cloud, causing it to disperse with a deep howl.

It only took one look at Lawrence’s face for Malcolm to know that he was dead. As the boards began rattling loose from the walls, Malcolm pulled out his exorcism book again and continued reading the expulsion spell.

“By the command of all that is holy, I command thee to leave this realm!”

As he started to read the next passage, three pairs of clawed hands with hard black skin burst out from the ground around him. The stench of mud and rot choked him, and he knew before he even saw the eyeless, nose-less faces, or the two rows of fanged teeth, that he was in the grasp of mordeos.

He fired his last few rounds into the ravenous fiends, but the one that he killed was replaced by two more. Malcolm Woods was still swinging at them with his hatchet when they began to rip his organs from his body and devour them.

Once he was dragged to his fate, with soil filling his mouth and muting his screams, the walls stopped rattling, and all was silent on this winter’s night.

 

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Showdown In Screamtown Round Two: The Evil Eight

It’s time for our mighty monsters to get back in the ring and square off once again to decide who is the baddest of them all!

This group of eight have survived and advanced through one brutal round, now let’s see if they have enough left to move onto the Frightful Four semi-final round.

MATCH ONE: DRACULA (1) vs THE THING (12)

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Top-seeded Dracula hasn’t had easy matchups in this tournament, first having to deal with the interdimensional horror of Pennywise, and now facing off with the cosmic terror of The Thing.

Thingie goes right to trick that helped him upset Jason V in Round One, this time taking on the shape of Drac’s long-dead love Elisabeta (for those who forget, in Bram Stoker’s Dracula the titular bloodsucker is super into Mina Harker because she is the reincarnation of he aforementioned Elisabeta). It’s all for nought, though, as Drac immediately sees through the charade, and he’s pretty pissed at his opponent for taking such a low blow.

The grandaddy of all vampires goes all-out, and starts tearing pieces off The Thing. This, of course, only creates more problems for Drac, as every piece he tears off now attacks him. He ends up reaching deep into his bag of tricks and calls upon the creature of the night in the neighborhood. After all the rats and wolves and owls tote every piece of Thingie out of the arena, Dracula is the one left standing in the ring.

WINNER: DRACULA (1)

 

MATCH TWO: THE WOLFMAN (2) vs PINHEAD (9)

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Our resident Cenobite is feeling irrationally confident, considering he defeated a little girl in Round One, but Wolfie doesn’t care about that. Pinhead tried to S&M his opponent to death, but every inflicted wound heals almost instantly.

The Wolfman start pulling every nail out of Pinny’s head with his claws and, suddenly, the match changes from a fight to something far sexier (at least as far as Pinhead is concerned). After turning Pinhead into Plain Old Head, Wolfie starts tearing chunks out of the senior hellraiser’s pale body.

Pinhead is loving every second of it. He’s long ago ceased fighting back and, by the time he’s lying on the ground moaning loudly, covered in blood and….other fluids…the ref stops the match. The ring crew are used to mopping up gore, but they didn’t really sign up for this. So Pinhead is politely, but firmly, asked to leave the arena immediately.

WINNER: THE WOLFMAN (2)

 

MATCH THREE: FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER (3) vs PREDATOR (7)

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This match is a completely different affair for both these guys. Predator faces off against the exact opposite of an inquiring scientific mind in The Creature, while Frank himself stands across from an enemy who – being unsure whether The Creature is a worthwhile hunt – doesn’t make the first move.

Eventually, Frankenstein’s Monster snarls and moves in for the attack, leading to Predator going invisible and stabbing away from all angles with his wrist-blades. Frank takes a lot of damage, but he’s able to take it in-stride until he gets his hands on P-Diddy. His tech takes the brunt of the attack, so the invisibility strategy doesn’t last much longer.

Frankie comes at the Big Game Space Hunter like a freight train, making the latter starts wishing that the nuke on his forearm wasn’t banned from the tournament (along with all firearms). Instead, he relies on his superior speed and agility to cut Frank down piece-by-piece. The Creature wants to continue but, seeing that his limbs are no longer functioning, the match is stopped.

WINNER: PREDATOR (7)

 

MATCH FOUR: LEATHERFACE (4) vs THE TERMINATOR (6)

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This would have been a quick win for the literal Killing Machine in round one, since a chainsaw isn’t much use against a cyborg. But the acid bath and claw massage that the Alien Queen gave him in Round One has left the T-800 in really rough shape.

Leatherface goes to work on the parts that are already damaged, and saws through the exposed gears and wires on every body part he can get at. With the Terminator on the ground, Leatherface really leans his chainsaw into the slot that hold’s his opponent’s brain chip. This ends up being a mistake for the Texas BBQ Master.

The inexplicably Austrian-accented robot manages to grab Leatherface by the throat with his lone functional hand, and snaps his neck with one good twist. He struggles to his feet, dragging one useless leg behind him, and gets that one remaining hand raised in victory.

WINNER: THE TERMINATOR (6)

 

That leaves our Frightful Four semi-finals bouts looking like this:

Dracula (1) vs Predator (7)

The Wolfman (2) vs The Terminator (6)

Since there’s only a grand total of three matches left, we’ll also cover our Chilling Championship match in the next post.

So tune in then to see who is left standing when the dust settles on the Showdown In Screamtown!

 

 

Showdown In Screamtown Round One: The Satanic Sixteen

The competitors are in the arena.

The matches have been booked.

The introductions have been made.

The crowd is amped up and ramped up.

So, without further delay, let’s get ready to rumble!

MATCH ONE: DRACULA (1) vs PENNYWISE (16)

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A classic match-up of Old School Ghoul versus New School Ghoul. They would appear to be pretty evenly paired as far as physical strength goes, but it doesn’t take long for an old veteran to spot the upstart’s weakness.

The fact is that Pennywise’s power is predicated on fear, which is why he primarily hunts children. So, unless Pennywise can transform into a crucifix or a sunrise, Drac isn’t going to fear him very much.

Without being able to charge up on fear juice, the killer clown is just as doomed against one nosferatu as he was against seven preteens.

WINNER: DRACULA (1)

 

MATCH TWO: THE WOLFMAN (2) vs FRED KRUEGER (15)

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If this fight takes place purely in the real world, the Wolfman tears through Kruger as quickly as if the latter were nothing more than the slice of pizza that he resembles. But Fred is canny enough to find a way to take their battle into dreamland, where he’ll have home field advantage.

At this point, though, Fred runs into a similar problem as Pennywise did. He killed children in life and teens in post-life, and he was damn good at it. But Wolfie is a grown-ass man and his subconscious, where Krueger has found much success against insecure pubescents, has a grown-ass monster wolf prowling about in it. Old Freddy Knife-Fingers looses in both realms.

WINNER: THE WOLFMAN (2)

 

MATCH THREE: FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER (3) vs MICHAEL MYERS (14)

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Michael is far more aggressive, and has racked up a far greater body count that the Creature over the years. I mean, Frank would rather babysit a little girl than stalk and kill her babysitter and said-babysitter’s school chums.

So the murderous Shatner fanboy would come out swinging…or stabbing, I suppose. He’ll put a bunch of holes in the Creature, but Dr. Frankenstein knows how to construct a damn durable dude. It took a flaming collapsing windmill to put the Creature down once, and they had to explode a whole castle laboratory around him to stop him the second time.

Eventually, Capt. Boltneck will get fed up and toss Michael into the river like he was a little girl picking flowers.

WINNER: FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER (3)

 

MATCH FOUR: LEATHERFACE (4) vs ZOMBIE (13)

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In our shortest, and most lopsided, match of the night the zombie hungrily inquires “Brains?” to which Leatherface – thinking the undead a snob for only wanting to eat the caviar of the human body – fires up his chainsaw and promptly turns his opponent into rotten cold cuts.

WINNER: LEATHERFACE (4) 

 

MATCH FIVE: JASON VOORHEES (5) vs THE THING (12)

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Neigh-invulnerable and strong as hell, Jason would jump out on The Thing fast early on. He’ll be hacking and slashing his way to an early victory before Thingie figure our how to use his greatest strength to his advantage. In a stunning twist, it’s revealed that The Thing located Pamela Voorhees and absorbed her corpse prior to the match!

Since Jason is not one to chop up mama, he stops his attack. This allows all the pieces that JayJay already hacked off to attack him from all sides, leaving the primary mass of alien ass-kickery to finish the job. And, just like that, we have our first upset of the night!

WINNER: THE THING (12)

 

MATCH SIX: THE TERMINATOR (6) vs ALIEN QUEEN (11)

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With guns, the Terminator makes short work of our royal xenomorph. But, as laid out in our previous entry, no guns are allowed here, so the Austrian Android has to get down and dirty in this fight.

Queenie would scrape off much of Schwarzenator’s synthetic flesh with her claws but, as designed, the murder machine will keep coming after her. This one gets nasty, as Queen Xeno gets torn apart limb-from-limb. But she does nearly as much damage to the Terminator as her acid blood burns through flesh and metal alike.

In the end, the Bionic Bludgeoner finishes the job, but he’ll be in really rough shape for Round Two.

WINNER: THE TERMINATOR (6)

 

MATCH SEVEN: PREDATOR (7) vs BRUNDLEFLY (10)

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We’re rolling with the half-transformed Brundlefly here, so he’s still got much of his genius intellect intact. While one might think that’s an advantage here, it’s actually quite the opposite. Brundlefly has a very inquisitive mind, hence his ill-fated teleportation experiment, so he wouldn’t be able to resist asking Predator a million questions about his physiology, his homeworld, his likes and hobbies, and so forth.

The only reason Big P waits so long to tear out his opponent’s spine is because he’s not sure whether to actually consider him a threat. Ultimately, he decided that he may die of boredom if this continues, and so he adds a human/fly hybrid to his trophy collection.

WINNER: PREDATOR

 

MATCH EIGHT: REAGAN MACNEIL (8) vs PINHEAD (9)

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This is a tricky one because it’s entirely possible that Pazuzu – the demon possessing Reagan – is actually Pinhead’s boss. That aside, both take a keen interest in torturing poor Reagan and, as a result, Pinhead ends up victorious.

WINNER: PINHEAD (9)

And with that, our Round Two match-ups look like this:

Dracula (1) vs The Thing (12)

The Wolfman (2) vs Pinhead (9)

Frankenstein’s Monster (3) vs Predator (7)

Leatherface (4) vs The Terminator (6)

Tune in next time to see the results of Round Two: The Evil Eight!

Fighting The Horror

It’s been a little while since my last blog post, and I wanted to make sure that my favorite time of the year – Halloween Season – didn’t pass without putting something out there. So, what I’m going with is my taste in horror movies and where that taste may come from.

I grew up in the ’80’s, so the focus here will be on the first horror flicks I can remember seeing and the effect they had on my scary movie proclivities. Let’s do this chronologically to give it some form of order.

I was only 2 years old in 1981, so Halloween II had been out for a few years before I ever managed to see it. It still left an impression on me, as the location of a dark and mostly empty hospital still strikes me as one of the best locations for a scary story. And it was a simple enough story, Michael Myers was seeking to finish the job by killing his sister Laurie Strode (that she was his sister was only revealed in Part II and never mentioned in the first Halloween). At the same time, Dr. Loomis was hunting for his own answers about what made Michael Myers into what he had become. Admittedly, Halloween was a better movie that Halloween Part II, but I rather liked how Loomis’ and Laurie’s arcs finally tied together better in the sequel.

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1985’s Fright Night was the first vampire movie that I remember watching. Living in the suburbs myself, I really dug how they turned all the things that make people who live in the ‘burbs feel safe dangerous. Because, if you can see a vampire taking a victim and he can see you watching him then there really is no safe haven. But it ultimately had to be high schooler Charlie Brewster who dragged actor-turned-vampire hunter Peter Vincent in the battle against the bloodthirsty Jerry Dandridge. That Fright Night managed to inject a good bit of dark humor into the proceedings only made me connect with it more. As everyone knows by now, laughing and screaming are really just a short breath away from one another. The 2011 remake wasn’t too bad either.

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Silver Bullet, based on Stephen King’s novelette Cycle of the Werewolf, also came out in 1985. There would be several werewolf movies from around this era that would blow away this one in my mind eventually (An American Werewolf In London & The Howling), but I didn’t see them until I was into my teens. This one was similar to Fright Night in that it set the horror in a quiet little town that couldn’t possibly be equipped to deal with it, while one kid knew the truth but nobody believed him. Swap in a werewolf for a vampire and I’m good to go!

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Looking at the common bond between these first three  movies – “Watch out suburbs, here come the monsters!” I probably was just really hoping for a creature to sweep into my hometown so I could get my hero on. Of course, that would be after said creature took out some of the folks I was less fond of in my school. I, of course, would be ready to deal with the beast because…well, because I’d seen these movies after all.

Moving away from the suburbs and into the summer camp, Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) was the first of the franchise that I’d seen. Honestly, it still may be my favorite of the series. That it was the third film in the Tommy Jarvis Trilogy of Friday The 13th films helps to earn it that top spot. After confronting Jason Voorhees in the previous two Friday films (okay, technically it was only actually Jason in Part IV) he was finally a bit better prepared to fight back. I mean he was no Dr. Loomis, didn’t even have a Medical Degree, but he was the best protagonist that the Friday series ever rolled out. That Tommy and co-lead character Megan made up a poor man’s Kyle Reese & Sarah Conner combo only further endeared this film to me.

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The next pair of films are more action/sci-fi than horror, but they hit my sweet spot early on in life just the same. Aliens (1986) and Predator (1987) are two of the greatest genre films of all time, and there’s nothing I can say about them that you haven’t already read five times over. Other than, perhaps, the reason I was drawn to them. I liked how Sigourney Weaver’s Ellen Ripley and Arnold Scwarzenegger’s Dutch ended their respective films as equals to the monsters hunting them, and went into a final battle against them as such. In my opinion, nothing beats a good smackdown to end a movie on a high note.

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1990 saw the release of the mini-series adaptation of Stephen King’s IT, part one of which is still one of the greatest episodes of genre television of all time. I was about the same age as the protagonists trying to survive the terrors of Lovecraftian College of Clowning graduate Pennywise (Tim Curry adding another iconic character to his resume), and so when this one rolled around I was dragged along in its wake.

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At around that point, the flood gates opened and 11 or 12 year old me was about to discover a whole lot more horror in a very short period of time. Which makes this a good place to wrap things up.

The one common strand of DNA that runs through every one of these stories is a theme that I look for in any other genre as well: the ability to fight back against the enemy. If I’m being honest, ghost stories creep me out more that monster mashes, because in many ghost stories there’s not much you can really do to battle the forces of darkness.

I suppose I’m just not really drawn to tales of helplessness, and that’s something that applies to things I watch, things I read, and things that I write. which is also why I get very flustered about stories of how the little people cannot possibly win against the sinister and corrupt power elite of society. I may not be a super optimistic person, but I certainly respond more to optimism than to fatalism. There’s more than enough of the bad guys winning in real life, I don’t need to see it in my fiction.

I believe that everyone has free will, and can fight as long as they have the strength to. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you win but don’t survive to enjoy the victory. But, as long as you’ve saved the people you care about, then it’s a worthwhile sacrifice. If you can deliver something fantastical, and stick the landing on the message above, then take my money because I’m there!